Absentee Redneck Yardsale

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Beth decided that she was going to have a piney woods outdoor sale of estranged commonlaw hubbie Steve’s stuff but she won’t even stick around for her own yard sale. Soon as she got $10, she ran off to the store to liquor up. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: yard, sale, yardsale, garagesale, piney, woods, crap, crapola, marquisdejolie, redneck, family, dysfunction, liquor-up, money

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Milk Crate Move-Out Inventory

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One day not too long ago, I got tired of living in the drunkard’s section of the piney woods of east Texas and decided to make a milk crate inventory of what it would take to move my stuff back to Callie. I was not pleased with my results. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: milk, crate, inventory, redneck, moving, piney, woods, east, texas, marquisdejolie, callie, california

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Skeeter Hawk Parley

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Momma commences to palaver about horse flies, skeeter hawks and dragonflies with Big Nose and parleys the gossip into a set down visit. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: skeeters, mosquito, hawks, dragonfly, horsefly, piney, woods, east, texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, gossip, palaver, parley

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Momma’s New Son Tryouts

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Momma auditions neighbor Terry for a position opening up soon in her family. He thinks the job requires disposing of the previous job holder (me) first. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: new, son, tryouts, piney, woods, east, texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, family, dispose, cemetery

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Twisted Amenities

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In my sister’s twisted mind, anything she buys for herself to wear or eat is an “amenity” to us since she didn’t force us to pay for it. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: twisted, mind, amenities, addict, addiction, piney, woods, east, texas, bethzilla, marquisdejolie, redneck, family, dysfunctional

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The Delusional Yard Sale

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Beth and momma try their hand at yard sale selling again, this time with nothing to sell. That’s redneck optimism! Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: yard, sale, garage, hitch, dumb, dumber, piney, woods, east, texas, bethzilla, marquisdejolie, redneck, family, dysfunctional, delusional, delusions, crazy, crazier, dumbest

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Rebuttal

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Beth rebutts. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: crazy, piney, woods, east, texas, bethzilla, marquisdejolie, redneck, family, dysfunctional, @marquisdejolie, twitvid

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Shrill

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If you listen REAL careful, you’ll hear the shrill call of the piney woods Mommagimmeedoforme Bird. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: shrill, bird, call, piney, woods, east, texas, bethzilla, marquisdejolie, redneck, family, dysfunctional, blood, pressure

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Bluster

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Before the new fridge came, Beth managed the old one like she manages everything, through uninformed declaration and proclamation. “It works fine. Spoiled food won’t hurt you. Cheese is supposed to be brown. What, me worry?” A flash from the past. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: flash, fridge, refrigerator, refrigeration, reefer, piney, woods, east, texas, bethzilla, marquisdejolie, redneck, family, dysfunctional

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Beth Outs Momma

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Beth tries to blackmail momma into giving up some recreational drugs by calling momma’s best friend, Churchlady Irene, and spilling the family beans about momma’s Xanax addiction. An episode of my Refrigerator Top series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Tags: blackmail, drug, addiction, addicts, piney, woods, east, texas, bethzilla, marquisdejolie, redneck, family, dysfunctional

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