Save Me


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A spoken word rendition of my poem about noise. Save Me Daytime’s Noisy Trappings by Jolie Blond (that’s me) 05/11/04 This I love with all my heart: the quietude of midnight’s start, and salient mercies of that kind when noisy days begin unwind into the slumbers of the mind, and rhythmic softness I can find from evenings’ whispered self design. And this I hate with sonorous rage: the clangorous noise that fill the days with blunderbuss and yak yak yakking, metallic din and all that nascent racket with engine roars and diesels clacking, with TV’s ceaseless soundtracks’ clapping— oh, save me daytime’s noisy trappings. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Retardoff


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The question has come up at our little Casa De Daily Hillbilly Horrors: who is more retarded? It’s a question that may have no answer. An episode of my Rednecks In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Snubbed By Alien Abductors


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Every day I look to the heavens for salvation while my mom and sister make pig-squeeling sounds at each other from wherever they’re lying in different parts of the house. An episode in my Hallmarks of Redneckedness series. Music courtesy Jason Shaw at Audionautix.com Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Piney Woods Car Math


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The court orders my sister’s estranged commonlaw husband to leave a car out in the woods of Waskom for Beth to pick up but she hasn’t had a driver’s license in years and is having a hard time doing the drive home math. Part of my Beth In Crisis series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Beth Returns From The Graveyard Where Daddy Is Hiding


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My blackfooted sister went for a walk through the local cemetery where daddy was allegedly buried but my hopes were dashed when she came home again. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Burn Barrel


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I love my burn barrel; my back yard, ever-smoking, 55-gallon, open-headed, carbon steel, fiery furnace of hellfire burn barrel. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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