The Pantiline Effect of Global Warming

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Respected scientific organizations have stated that rising pantylines prove global warming is real and that people are causing it by driving big old pickups, eating hamburgers and cutting down forests.

The U.S. National Academy of Sciences, which in 2005 the White House called “the gold standard of objective scientific assessment,” issued a joint statement with 10 other National Academies of Treehugger Science saying “scientific understanding of climate change is now sufficiently clear to justify nations taking prompt action. It is vital that all nations identify cost-effective steps that they can take now, to contribute to substantial and long-term reduction in net global greenhouse gas emissions. Otherwise, unless drastic measures are taken within the next generation, we will all be wearing thongs.”

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