Introducing The New Master of French Hip Hop

Love your life.—Henry David Thoreau

I like this Revver video. Once in a while I like to think. It’s a mood thing. Comes over me quick like a feral warehouse cat backed up into a corner. Lunges at me with claws and fangs out. Look close. You’ll see it.
The mood passes quickly and then I’m back [...]

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Dress For Success At The Day Labor Hall

The above video is a true story of my day labor hall “dress for success” experiences in Torrance, California.
Day labor halls are outfits like Manpower and Labor Ready who hire drunks, crack addicts and riffraff of every ilk (even unemployed movie extras!) to do menial labor for companies who want to pay bottom dollar [...]

Apprentice Belching

A video (click above) of my grandson Robert impressing me with his sidemouth belching prowess. I encourage this male behavior as a neccessary stage of growth. We’ll get into farting next year.
Tags: Revver, burp, burping, belch, belching, fart, farting, funny videos, childrearing, grandparents, sidemouth belch, impressing, male behavior, stage of growth, vlogging, video arcade, encouraging [...]

A Hitchcockian View of Crack Motel Stooges

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Motel Marquis
Dept. of Little Humors
Every time I open my crack motel room door, it’s a pageant. Today was a bald headed deputy sheriff and a child services officer facing down a young man on the motel stairs. He was waving a clothes iron around (I think it was a Westinghouse Mark IV, [...]

Streetwalker Prostituting Milk Crates

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Motel Marquis
Dept. of Milk Crates
The storage place where I packratted my previous life sent me another rent increase letter. It was the second increase in 4 months. So I took my 14 milk crates full of school annuals, military photo albulms, corporate records and baby pictures out and stacked them up in my crack [...]

The Pantiline Effect of Global Warming

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Respected scientific organizations have stated that rising pantylines prove global warming is real and that people are causing it by driving big old pickups, eating hamburgers and cutting down forests.
The U.S. National Academy of Sciences, which in 2005 the White House called “the gold standard of objective scientific assessment,” issued a joint statement [...]

The Need For Poopie Pants Guidelines

A video entitled “Girl Poops Pants“ has been featured on the “Most Viewed” page of my favorite revenue-sharing video site, Revver.com, for what feels like months now. It’s a video of some hapless starlet pooping her swimming trunks during the shooting of some sort of jaccuzi commercial.
It got over a million views.
Here I’ve been busting [...]

Viral Video Genius Nalts

Quality is not an act. It is a habit. —Aristotle
It’s kind of fun to know, or at least be acquainted with, someone before they become famous.
Take Matt Drudge for instance. I met Matt Drudge before he became famous for ‘The Drudge Report‘, back when he was living two blocks north of Hollywood Boulevard in [...]

Nuts For USB

Have you ever considered having your testicles surgically removed and replaced with a USB connection?
No?
Then I guess you really can’t call yourself a true nerd.
As for me, I’ll pass. My crotch is the last place I want to have to worry about bugs, software or not.
Tags: YouTube, USB, testicles, surgery, USB connection, nerd, software [...]