ARCONIAN NEWS BREAK: Night Man Day Locked Down

Tags: nuthouse, Night Man Day, Arco, gas station, Cocopuffs, Lynnie The Leacher, Marquisdejolie
It is easy enough to be pleasant when life flows by like a song. But the man worthwhile is one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong.—Ella Wheeler Wilcox
    The Arco night man, Day, has gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. Pissed me off [...]

The Flatulent Chinaman

 Tags: fartiste, flatulent, gasaholics, rummies, rugrats, pocket pirates, roadies, gas swine
   Eight hours in Arconia today. It was the usual steady stream of gasaholics, rude drug addicts, unintelligible rummies, rugrats, pocket pirates, disgruntled roadies, road warriors, senile old ladies, abusive twits and impatient gas swine, but my work day was pleasantly punctuated by The Flatulent [...]

Even The Homeless Hate the Homeless

Tags: homeless, homelessness, self hate, Creepy, roommate, working homeless, homeless on wheels
It is a wise bum who knows his own kind.—Mudhead
    One of my fellow Arconians, Eddie, is homeless. He lives in his car. He admits to living in his car, but denies he’s homeless.
    Living in a car two months qualifies a person as [...]